ang sampung batas ng pagiging konyo

isang pakalat kalat na mga batas ng pagiging konyo, no offense pero talagang nakakatawa... naiiisip ko rin paano kaya kung sinasabi din ito ng mga konyong lalake. enjoy sa pag babasa. pasensya na pero nakakatawa talaga, at para sa akin, may halong pagkabanas. ayaw ko kasi nitong mga to eh pero nakakatawa. pasensya na sa tatamaan, kanya kanyang pananaw lang yan sa buong mga parekoy. :D

Ang sampung batas ng pagiging konyo.

1. Thou shall make gamit make plus pandiwa .

example

Let's make pasok na to our class!

Wait lang! I'm making kain pa!

Come on na, we can't make hintay anymore! It's in Andrew pa, you know?

2. Thou shall make kalat noh, diba and eh in your pangungusap.

example

I don't like to make lakad in the baha nga, no? Eh diba it's like, so eew, diba?

What ba: stop nga being maarte noh?

Eh as if you want naman also, diba?

3. When making describe a whatever, always say It's SO pang-uri!

example

It's so malaki, you know, and so mainit!

I know right? So sarap nga, eh!

You're making me inggit naman.. I'll make bili nga my own burger.

4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation dude, tsong or pare

example

Dude, ENGANAL is so hirap, pare.

I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh

5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!

example

My bag is so bigat today, you know

I know, right! We have to make dala pa kasi the jumbo Physics book eh!

6. Make gawa the plural of pangngalans like in English or Spanish.

example

I have so many tigyawats, oh!

7. Like, when you can make kaya, always use like. Like, I know right?

example

Like, it's so init naman!

Yah! The aircon, it's, like sira!

8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap?

example

Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?

It's so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?

9. Make gamit of plenty abbreviations, you know, daglat?

example

Like, OMG! It's like traffic sa LRT

I know right? It's so kaka!
Kaka?
Kakaasar!

10. Make gamit the pinakamaarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect!

example

I'm, like, making aral at the Arrhneo!

Me naman, I'm from Lazzahl!

the end.